Written as much for my own reference as anything else. 1. No photos of me, especially not self-portraits, series of self-portraits, and/or photos of me just woken up. 2. Nothing too long, introspective, preachy. 3. No series of posts offering a chronicle of a milestone event and/or undertaking in my own life. 4. Where possible, invoke the name of Matty. 5. Help non-readers keep tabs on our blogs.